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Cleaning for two hours - living room looking pretty good. ...

Oct 2nd

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brooklynmutt: Poll: Happy, Healthy Obamas Out Of Touch With Miserable Americans Best line: ...

Oct 1st

Sweet - they're letting me out of work...

Normally when I get out of work early I go and sit in Washington Square Park for an hour or so.  (I...

Oct 1st

Kati rolls from the 2009 Vendy Award-winning Biryani Cart,...

Sep 30th

“I suppose I was always creative. I did start twenty novels,...”
— Ricky Gervais (via)

Sep 30th

I stand by my previous sentiment.

Sep 30th

Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman sex tape?

Sep 30th

And he’s squandered all of his previous coolness. ...

Sep 30th

Jordan-esque… (via)

Sep 30th

“The big lecture buyers in the US are paralyzed with fear...”
— Her book may be doing well,...

Sep 30th

She’s already #3 on Amazon, and the damn thing...

Sep 30th

I'm so lucky I didn't grow up in the...

Or else I’d have to deal with nonsense like this: Community members are rallying around...

Sep 30th

The Onion: Cat Congress Mired in Sunbeam

Sep 30th

(via itsalwayssunny)

Sep 29th

More opportunities for the men in our lives...

Sep 29th

Sarah Palin's book isn't going to do...

Can you imagine a teabagger sitting down to read a 400 page book with no pictures?

Sep 29th

“I’m calling a lot of people Bozo now. It’s like...”
— Can we talk about how good...

Sep 29th

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I forgot that I also enjoyed this brief party chat line sketch.  Funny!  And accurate!

Sep 28th

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This Transformers digital short was the only bright spot in an otherwise dismal premiere of SNL. ...

Sep 28th

I just found out something very...

This is flabbergasting: With its first major nomination [Family Guy] pulled off something even the...

Sep 28th

Oh my God... "The Cleveland Show" is...

Seth MacFarlane needs to be stopped.

Sep 28th

Barack and Michelle Obama pose with Spanish Prime Minister...

Sep 26th

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This video is a little eerie.  Obama’s smile doesn’t change at all. Tomorrow’s...

Sep 25th

jasencomstock: mabelmoments: A female rhino baby lies...

Sep 25th

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Stephen Colbert tackles the “Is opposing Obama racist?” debate in what might be the...

Sep 25th

mbimotmog: Matthew McConaughey has balance problems for...

Sep 25th

inothernews: Front page, Pittsburgh Post-Gazette, Friday,...

Sep 25th

(via inothernews: hono-lulu: rhodyram) Hmmm… I do...

Sep 24th

This is a t-shirt that Bravo TV is trying to sell to Top...

Sep 24th

“I don’t know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.”
— Woody Allen (via austra) (via...

Sep 24th

Testing out the new iPhone. This may be an all-nighter.

Sep 24th

soupsoup: Pollster.com’s Birther/Truther poll. Just goes to...

Sep 23rd

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brooklynmutt: Controversial ReThink Breast Cancer ad My mother is a survivor, going on 12 years...

Sep 23rd

“The marketplace didn’t fail. It became exactly as common...”
— Sarah Palin is BACK, BABY!

Sep 23rd

FedEx tells me my iPhone has arrived...

I’m considering faking an epileptic seizure so I can get out of work early to go home and play...

Sep 23rd

“That witch needs to eat a cheeseburger. She is too skinny.”
— Ousted “Top Chef”...

Sep 22nd

Limbaugh goes after Hillary Clinton: "The...

Sep 22nd

“The boos poured out loudly and lustily after the...”
— Man, you opera fans are...

Sep 22nd

Nicholas Cage as Superman, in a costume test from Tim...

Sep 22nd

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This is amazing — when you add a laugh track to True Blood it becomes lighthearted sitcom set...

Sep 22nd

Well, this is a new argument...

The Bible-thumping wackjobs Values Voters held a conference over the weekend, and hilarity...

Sep 22nd

Hey iPhone users...

I’m finally joining your cult this week. Anyone have any tips?  Good apps/games to download? ...

Sep 21st

“It was fun this week to watch the teabaggers complain how...”
— Bill Maher

Sep 21st

This Matt Latimer book really is the...

HuffPo excerpts some more wonderful nuggets: Donald Rumsfeld had to be talked out of editing his...

Sep 21st

"We all have ways of coping. I use sex...

I called it nine months ago.  The “Reunion” episode of 30 Rock is one of the funniest...

Sep 21st

lookatthisfuckingteabagger: I bet I can guess why

Sep 18th

Far right wingnut blog RedState is busy, as usual,...

Sep 18th

TMZ - Cate Blanchett: Styled by Roseanne’s couch I...

Sep 17th

Walking amongst giants…

Sep 17th

That Obama lightsaber picture yesterday really boosted my...

Sep 17th

“Barack Obama, bourgeois in every way that bourgeois is right...”
— (Ta-Nehisi Coates via Andrew...

Sep 17th

I can’t believe that all those ACORN employees got...

Sep 17th

(via lookatthisfuckingteabagger) I love the lady in the...

Sep 17th

“On Friday, we’ll be setting up some makeshift Rosh...”
— Quote from an email from Ben,...

Sep 17th

District Attorney: Hofstra student made up...

Sep 17th

“If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful...

Sep 16th

At the White House event today promoting Chicago’s...

Sep 16th

War of the Wackjobs!

This is too good.  Larry Sinclair (the nut who thinks that Obama is secretly a gay, murderous crack...

Sep 16th

“Since its 2005 debut the show has developed a deliberately...”
— The NY Times’ take on...

Sep 16th

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jasencomstock: danielholter: scottfriday: the new A-Team trailer. didn’t even know this was in...

Sep 16th

The Meat Baby (via thisiswhyyourefat) Why yes, I would in...

Sep 16th

“For those who arrive on campus early, will there be enough...”
— (Columbus Dispatch via...

Sep 15th

marseeah: So few delicious light pink so many yucky...

Sep 15th

Video: Joe Wilson's wife admits that she...

Sep 15th

Bush might have been smarter than we...

According to a new book, he could certainly read the writing on the wall with McCain: ...

Sep 15th

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College Humor: Stormtroopers’ 9/11 This is a must-watch for Star Wars geeks, and possibly the...

Sep 15th

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aliexplainsitall: Patrick Swayze and Chris Farley in the Chippendale SNL skit.  Hopefully they’re...

Sep 15th

I’m buying this tomorrow.

Sep 14th

Tina Fey wins "Best Guest Actress in a...

Sep 14th

Ummm...

Seriously, lady? Michigan police say a 35-year-old mother used the Internet to track down the son...

Sep 14th

Teabagging: 1959 Edition (via)

Sep 14th

What, just because someone uses the Confederate flag as the...

Sep 14th

What’s with the scare quotes around Kenya?  This guy...

Sep 14th

Racism is much cuter when you use a little lion photo. ...

Sep 14th

Kanye and Serena, repeat after me:...

No.  And no.

Sep 14th

I just heard someone on NPR say "I'm a...

He said his brother was a firefighter who died on 9/11.  And he has a good point.  I doubt that a...

Sep 11th

Report: South African runner is a...

Sep 10th

A children's treasury of misspelled teabagger...

Sep 10th

Worst news peg for a sports column EVER

This column in the OC Register by Mark Whicker has possibly the worst premise in the history of...

Sep 10th

I'll bet he got an earful...

A juicy little nugget in this AP write up: “This evening I let my emotions get the best of...

Sep 10th

“As a species we’re fundamentally insane. Put more than...”
— Watching The Mist on cable. ...

Sep 10th

And while everybody was busy watching the...

Sep 10th

Obama fucking nailed that, didn't he?

Moment of the night was the jab at Palin’s death panels: “Some of people’s...

Sep 10th

Excerpt from tonight's speech

This is more or less what Obama’s been saying all along, but it’s nice to see a simple...

Sep 9th

Charlie Sheen is a 9/11 truther

Sep 9th

“By reinterpreting an essential symbol of one generation in...”
— The NY Times is laying it on a...

Sep 9th

Gizmodo: Theories on why Apple didn't add a...

Sep 9th

Ordered by most used: obama people mccain palin time...

Sep 9th

Facts on Farts

Sep 9th

“Last night, I started to come down with something, and I...”
— My friend Ernie on why he...

Sep 9th

TMZ: Videotape exonerates Joe Francis in...

Sep 9th

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Jean Schmidt, the embarrassing wingnut who is my hometown congresswoman, was caught on tape at a...

Sep 9th

Breaking: Apple adding video/still...

Sep 9th

Kentucky school district allows coach to give...

Sep 8th

To commemorate the first gay marriages in the state of...

Sep 8th

QUICK! Everyone turn on USA Network!

Bob Barker is hosting WWE Monday Night Raw! He’s forcing four wrestlers to play The Price is...

Sep 8th

frangry: Hey look guys! There’s a new porn out! The...

Sep 8th

Obama’s School Speech | John Cole, The Scranton...

Sep 8th

““Even when you’re struggling, even when you’re...”
— This is the best-written...

Sep 7th

“I know that sometimes, you get the sense from TV that you...”
— Geez, thanks for crushing my...

Sep 7th

“Every single one of you has something you’re good at. Every...”
— An excerpt from the speech...

Sep 7th

Story of my life…

Sep 7th

“If the networks don’t carry it, they ought to be ashamed of...”
— Paul Begaal, reacting to...

Sep 3rd

Glenn_”Dennis” Howerton on Twitter:  ‘I can’t...

Sep 3rd

Sean Lennon, in a photo shoot for Purple magazine, recreates...

Sep 3rd

As part of a promotion for the upcoming “Ultimate Pole...

Sep 2nd

Levi Johnston is dishing some DIRT

From an article in the new Vanity Fair: “Even before she was nominated,” Johnston writes, “there...

Sep 2nd

SNL just announced that they’re adding two more female...

Sep 2nd

BREAKING: Diane Sawyer to replace Charlie...

Sep 2nd

Duggar family announces they're expecting...

Sep 2nd

“You guys realize Obama’s been President for all of...”
— -BLOGGING via TYPEWRITER ...

Sep 2nd

bowlingalleylawyer: guess KFed isn’t doing a lot of backup...

Sep 1st

The Post is actually showing some admirable restraint here. ...

Sep 1st