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Who’s the best cat in the United States?  It’s you Champer-damper!  It’s you!

Dec 10th

Whoa! The cat massage lady was on Letterman...

Dec 10th

A new statue of Barack Obama as a child has been unveiled in...

Dec 9th

It's a slow day at work so I'm watching...

Holy Christ: It’s hilarious.  This has to be my favorite trashy TV show since Temptation...

Dec 9th

Joe to AT&T: Hurry Up

Dec 9th

Oh man...

I thought that nothing could be dumber than yesterday’s Washington Post column complaining...

Dec 9th

“I’ve got a smile on my face. I don’t smile...”
— Sen. Jay Rockefeller (D-WV),...

Dec 9th

gifparty: Ron fucking Swanson…

Dec 9th

I think I might slit my wrists...

…because I just heard the song “Christmas Shoes” on the radio. What a fucking...

Dec 9th

Report: John Malkovich and Anne Hathaway up...

Dec 8th

Washington Post columnist disappointed Tiger...

Dec 8th

Kat and I at a Christmas party over the weekend. I got that...

Dec 8th

Sarah Palin's father: She left school in...

Dec 8th

Hey, let's take Kristin Wiig's most...

I don’t like this at all: Kristin Wiig’s recurring character Gilly might not seemed...

Dec 8th

Cracked.com: 6 Adorable Cat Behaviors With...

Dec 8th

Golf Magazine:  During a timeout at the Houston...

Dec 8th

Office Space star suing Wikipedia for failing...

Dec 8th

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thedailywhat: Wall Clock Design Concept of the Day: This clock, featured at Art Basel Miami Beach...

Dec 8th

Looks pretty normal at first glance, until you spot...

Dec 7th

Another good one… (via sketchysantas)

Dec 7th

I’m loving this new site Sketchy Santas.

Dec 7th

Radar: Tiger Woods' wife has moved out

Dec 7th

What do you hope will happen at tonight's...

Dec 7th

Jimmy Clausen declares for NFL draft; source...

Dec 7th

Dec 7th

“When can I get in there again?”
— A text message that George...

Dec 7th

Who Dey! At Phebe’s, the NYC Bengals bar. Had some...

Dec 6th

Holy shit

Simon & Garfunkel still got it. Rock and Roll Hall of Fame anniversary concert is fucking...

Dec 6th

“I’m not claustrophobic; I’m misanthropic.”
— Kat is on a roll tonight.

Dec 5th

“Ok, so, this is total crap, we sit the kids down to watch...”
— The Mayor of Arlington,...

Dec 4th

Virginia Veteran Gets Extra Week Before He...

Dec 4th

I still can’t believe this is a real Grammy category,...

Dec 4th

Kat O'Leary bait...

Boing Boing has dug into the background of that surprised kitty video that everyone freaked out...

Dec 4th

Whoopi Goldberg really did do the EGOT

I thought that was just a joke on 30 Rock last night.  But Wikipedia says no: To date, only ten...

Dec 4th

Kat is rockin the vintage Ms. Pacman machine.

Dec 4th

Meatpacking District not that bad on a Thursday night.

Dec 4th

Catholic Cardinal: You can't get into our...

Dec 3rd

Study: All men watch porn

Dec 3rd

Wonkette is the best…

Dec 2nd

I think we've all really forgotten about...

marseeah: Which is the fact that I worked out last night on the bike NEXT TO NEIL PATRICK...

Dec 2nd

PETA’s publicity people continue to be brilliant. ...

Dec 2nd

inothernews: matthewjoseph: bowlingalleylawyer: thedailyfiona:  Special Assistant to the...

Dec 2nd

This guy has gotten to the real crux of the...

Dec 2nd

I'm personally shocked by Tiger's...

Who could have guessed that the young, attractive billionaire athlete who travels 10 months out of...

Dec 2nd

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One of the best TV theme songs ever. (The Perfect Strangers song is still the best, though.)

Dec 2nd

Yeah yeah, I know, I know...

Yes, I know Meredith Baxter was on Family Ties.  I even have the “Sha na na na” theme...

Dec 2nd

Meredith Baxter: "I'm a lesbian"

Dec 2nd

I would love to know what's inside these...

God, I love this story: Jaimee was a cocktail waitress in San Diego.  She told US Weekly she met...

Dec 2nd

The Rock Center Xmas tree… Less than 24 hours til the...

Dec 2nd

“The American right wing has gone off the rails, into the...”
— Conservative blogger Charles...

Dec 2nd

“As your Commander-in-Chief, I owe you a mission that is...”
— Pres. Obama, speaking now ...

Dec 2nd

US Weekly: Tiger was banging one of the Tool...

Dec 1st

Are there any advertising people out there who can explain...

Dec 1st

“Cheney was asked if he thinks the Bush administration bears...”
— What a joke.  After ignoring...

Dec 1st