"[She] begins by comparing them to John Lennon and Paul McCartney, then stops. “They were famous before they got together, so that’s how they’re not like the Beatles. It’s more like Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young,” she says, before pausing again. “You know what—I’ll tell you what they were like. They were like Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt.”
Font War: Inside the Design World’s $20 Million Divorce - Businessweek
mar-see-ah:

Maddie meets Linus.

Battle of the century

mar-see-ah:

Maddie meets Linus.

Battle of the century

What’s the story with Uncle Jack and his gang? They’re awfully good at violent crime. And yet they don’t seem to have any real goals. Shouldn’t they be doing more racist stuff?
Breaking Bad Season 5, Part 2 episodes: Recap and review of “Granite State.”
jennyjennybobenny:

Late night park time.

jennyjennybobenny:

Late night park time.

A study by Dr. Peter Johanson, a psychologist at the University of Western Sydney, has found that “night owls” more commonly have the personality traits known as the Dark Triad. Unfortunately, while this sounds delightfully Harry Potter-related, it’s just the three domineering forces of dickheadedness: specifically, narcissism, Machiavellianism and psychopathic tendencies. Johanson came upon the results after he surveyed 263 students with questions about their personality traits, social standing and sleep patterns. In addition, those who stayed up later displayed “a higher sense of entitlement and seemed to be more exploitative.” (Older studies have also suggested they’re more intelligent.) This could be chalked up to evolution, and certain animal species still take advantage of the nighttime to poach mates from their sleeping rivals.

Are You A Night Person? Then You Are Voldemort, Says Study

Uh oh. This hits a little close to home.

"I feel like this sums up the last year of your life"
Yeah, pretty much.

"I feel like this sums up the last year of your life"

Yeah, pretty much.

To this day, he said he still has dreams that he’s working for O’Reilly, much like adults might dream they are missing a math test in school. So what would he say if he somehow found himself in a room standing next to his former boss? “I’d probably say ‘arrrrgghhh,’ because he’d be twisting my head off my body like he was opening a tall boy,” he said.

Washington Post

I think I meant “long neck”, a bottle, instead of “tall boy,” a can. But you get the point I hope. 

I know it means nothing, and it’s only one obscure Amazon sub-category, and these other books have been out for months, BUT HOLY FUCKING SHIT.

I know it means nothing, and it’s only one obscure Amazon sub-category, and these other books have been out for months, BUT HOLY FUCKING SHIT.

Anonymous said: Why are such a Mother Fucking scumbag? Don't you mean Communist Lying cocksucker in the foxhole?

Damn, that would have been a much better title. I wonder if it’s too late to reprint the covers…

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